1. Guys! I got one. 2. I got one. Look! 3. Heywood, that isn't soapstone! 4. And it ain't alabaster either. 5. What are you, a fucking geologist? 6. He's right. It ain't. 7. What the hell is it then? 8. It's a horse apple. 9. Bullshit! 10. No, horseshit. 11. Petrified. 12. Oh, Jesus. 13. Damn!