1. Hey, Fat Ass. Fat Ass! 2. Talk to me, boy. 3. I know you're there. 4. I can hear you breathing. 5. Don't you listen to these nitwits, you hear me? 6. This place ain't so bad. 7. Tell you what...I'll introduce you around, make you feel right at home. 8. I know a couple of big old bull queers that'd just...love to make your acquaintance. 9. Especially that big, white, mushy butt of yours. 10. God! I don't belong here! 11. We have a winner! 12. I want to go home! 13. And it's Fat Ass by a nose!